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Tauren warrior, a Blood Elf priest and a Forsaken warlock are captured by the Alliance during a raid. All are sentenced to the "march of death."They are taken to Tanaris, striped down to a lion cloth and told that they must make their way across the desert to Gadgetzan. If they die, so be it, if they lived, the ordeal of the trek would be their punishment. As a last request, each is given a choice of one food item to carry.
"I'll take a watermelon" says the Tauren, "I can drink it's juices and then eat it to sustain me through the journey.”
"I'll take a coconut," scoffs the Blood Elf, "It's lighter than a watermelon and will sustain me just the same."
The Forsaken looks for a moment at the other two and then turns to the guards and says: "Can I have just a fork"
WowGoldTeam simple comment: The Forsaken?must have a delicious watermelon and coconut, and then play a good knife and fork to die. At last, The tauren and the Blood Elf eat Forsaken for survive.
WoW Short Joke 2 ~top
Two Tauren are on a hill. A hot Tauren female passes by.
Tauren #1 says "moo".
Tauren #2 says "you took the words right out of my mouth"
Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples
WoW Short Joke 5: ~top
A dwarf walks into a bar and orders 15 glasses of ale.
A human hearing him says: "You fool! Don't you know over 100 men die of alcohol every year?" "That's okay. I'm a Dwarf."
Dwarf Priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and appearently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in.
"I'd just like to commend you two" the Priest said. "It's all too rare these days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!"
as the Priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other.
"Guess he's never been shark fishing"A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.
"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."
"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."
"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!!"
WowGoldTeam simple comment: I thought you've found new methods for woman , For instance , give your partner wow gold, or wow powerleveling, Of course, wow gold is number 100 also.
B. An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!
C. What's the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
-->A pimple at least waits until you're level 4 before coming on your face
D. What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
-->Ground beef
WowGoldTeam simple comment: There are personal character between different classes and reces.
B. What did the undead guy say to the hooker? "keep the tip"
C. Why do orcs make the best gardeners? because they all have green thumbs!
D. what do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand? not enough sand
E. what can a two-ton Tauren use for a chair? anything he wants!!
F. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.
G. what's blue and flies around the room?
a gnome with a punctured lung
H. whats pink, red and silver and runs into walls?
a gnome with forks stuck in its eyes
I. whats green and yellow and sits in a corner?
the same gnome three weeks later
J. how do you make a dead gnome float?
take your foot off its head
K. What are a bunch of undead jumping from thunderbluff cliffs up to ?
playing tetris
WowGoldTeam simple comment: How to kill the monster boss, by wow gold from wowgoldteam.
First One: A Dwarf walks out a bar.
Second one:-How many pints does it take to get a Dwarf drunk?-Just find one who is sober and we'll start counting!
Third one: A human, a night elf and a dwarf are out adventuring in Stranglethorn when they are captured by a tribe of trolls. The chieftain tells them, "We're gonna boil ya alive, skin ya and make a canoo out of yo skin! Ya can have one last wish each!
First, the human asks for a knife. He gets it, and screaming "For the Alliance!" he cuts his own throat so he will not be boiled alive.
Then, the night elf asks for a knife. She gets it, and screaming "For Kalimdor!" she also cuts her own throat so she will not be boiled alive.
Finally, the dwarf asks for a fork. The trolls find this rather strange, but agree to his lasts wish. When he gets it, he screams "Screw your canoo!" and stabs himself all over with it.
WowGoldTeam simple comment: I am hungry,why don't visit me to attend in.lol ^_^.
