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WoW Short Joke1

Tauren warrior, a Blood Elf priest and a Forsaken warlock are captured by the Alliance during a raid. All are sentenced to the "march of death."They are taken to Tanaris, striped down to a lion cloth and told that they must make their way across the desert to Gadgetzan. If they die, so be it, if they lived, the ordeal of the trek would be their punishment. As a last request, each is given a choice of one food item to carry.

"I'll take a watermelon" says the Tauren, "I can drink it's juices and then eat it to sustain me through the journey.”

"I'll take a coconut," scoffs the Blood Elf, "It's lighter than a watermelon and will sustain me just the same."

The Forsaken looks for a moment at the other two and then turns to the guards and says: "Can I have just a fork"

WowGoldTeam simple comment: The Forsaken?must have a delicious watermelon and coconut, and then play a good knife and fork to die. At last, The tauren and the Blood Elf eat Forsaken for survive.

WoW Short Joke 2 ~top

Two Tauren are on a hill.  A hot Tauren female passes by.

Tauren #1 says "moo".

Tauren #2 says "you took the words right out of my mouth"

WowGoldTeam simple comment: lol~Two childish Taurens

WoW Short Joke 3: ~top

Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

WowGoldTeam simple comment: lol~ poisonous apple!~

WoW Short Joke 4: ~top

a hunter was wandering around Westfall when he was captured by Defias Bandits. They inform him that they have to kill him, since he's seen their hideout, but they'll grant him a last request before they excecute him at dawn.

" all I want before I die is a little time with my pet wolf " he says. "he's all the family I have and I want to say goodbye to him".

Touched by the request, the bandits accept. When the wolf comes near, he the hunter wispers in his ear, "now go run off to Stormwind and get my posse. They should be able to bail me out of this!"

The wolf runs off in the direction of Stormwind. Amazingly enough, a few minutes before the hunter is to be excecuted the wolf returns, leading an even dozen stormwind prostitues. Delighted, the bandits agree to party hearty and reward the hunter with another day of life.

Relieved, the hunter talks to his wolf again:

"okay, I'm running out of time here so I need you to get this right. Run back to stormwind and bring my POSSE!!"

WowGoldTeam simple comment: ~ this joke~ , the hunter is thank-godness.

WoW Short Joke 5: ~top

A dwarf walks into a bar and orders 15 glasses of ale.
A human hearing him says: "You fool! Don't you know over 100 men die of alcohol every year?" "That's okay. I'm a Dwarf."

WowGoldTeam simple comment: It seems dwarf is not kind of humans.

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WoW Short Joke 6: ~top

Dwarf Priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and appearently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in.

"I'd just like to commend you two" the Priest said. "It's all too rare these days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!"

as the Priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other.

WowGoldTeam simple comment: unfortunately, The gonme will be the table taste of humans. What a big mistake it is from Dwarf and Priest. Humans can eat everything. WoW Short Joke 7: ~top

A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.

"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."

"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."

"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!!"

WowGoldTeam simple comment: I thought you've found new methods for woman , For instance , give your partner wow gold, or wow powerleveling, Of course, wow gold is number 100 also.

WoW Short Joke 8: ~top
A. Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
-->...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!

B. An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

C. What's the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
-->A pimple at least waits until you're level 4 before coming on your face

D. What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
-->Ground beef
WowGoldTeam simple comment: There are personal character between different classes and reces.

WoW Short Joke 9: ~top
A. What's the difference between a truck load of pingpong balls and a truck load of dwarves? You can't unload pingpong balls with a pitchfork

B. What did the undead guy say to the hooker? "keep the tip"

C. Why do orcs make the best gardeners? because they all have green thumbs!

D. what do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand? not enough sand

E. what can a two-ton Tauren use for a chair? anything he wants!!

F. How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.

G. what's blue and flies around the room?
a gnome with a punctured lung

H. whats pink, red and silver and runs into walls?
a gnome with forks stuck in its eyes

I. whats green and yellow and sits in a corner?
the same gnome three weeks later

J. how do you make a dead gnome float?
take your foot off its head

K. What are a bunch of undead jumping from thunderbluff cliffs up to ?
playing tetris

WowGoldTeam simple comment: How to kill the monster boss, by wow gold from wowgoldteam.

WoW Short Joke 10: ~top
A troll and an Undead are both eating a clown. The Troll turns to the undead and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

First One: A Dwarf walks out a bar.
Second one:-How many pints does it take to get a Dwarf drunk?-Just find one who is sober and we'll start counting!
Third one: A human, a night elf and a dwarf are out adventuring in Stranglethorn when they are captured by a tribe of trolls. The chieftain tells them, "We're gonna boil ya alive, skin ya and make a canoo out of yo skin! Ya can have one last wish each!

First, the human asks for a knife. He gets it, and screaming "For the Alliance!" he cuts his own throat so he will not be boiled alive.
Then, the night elf asks for a knife. She gets it, and screaming "For Kalimdor!" she also cuts her own throat so she will not be boiled alive.
Finally, the dwarf asks for a fork. The trolls find this rather strange, but agree to his lasts wish. When he gets it, he screams "Screw your canoo!" and stabs himself all over with it.
WowGoldTeam simple comment: I am hungry,why don't visit me to attend in.lol ^_^.